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beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

The fact that the Boston transit system has been a garbage fire for so long that our mascot is a sad little man who is literally stranded on the train until the end of time due to a fare increase. Charlie’s desiccated corpse has been riding this train since the 1940s and everyone just sort of rolls with it it this point

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Back in the 40s the T installed a fare to get off the train as well as to get on, because the system has always been that broken. So a song was written about the mythical man of Charlie on the M.T.A., who doesn’t have the extra fare and becomes stuck there. Forever. Riding around in a never-ending circular nightmare because the city is corrupt and everyone else in Boston is a cheapskate who won’t lend him a goddamn nickel. Adding insult to injury his wife throws him food every day but not money, probably because she’s better off single.

The T responded by saying “to hell with it, he’s our mascot now.”

petermorwood:

theoscout:

dzamie:

luisonte:

One punch man

THE FLOURISH AND SHEATHE

@petermorwood

Playing the role to the hilt (heh…) so well done that man. It’s absolutely the flourish and sheathe that does it. Chiburui and noto, sort of, ish.

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Those are a formalised / symbolic part of an iai exercise: chiburui = shaking the blood off; noto = resheathing. Other kinds of chiburui include the more familiar sideways swipe, and thumping the sword-hand wrist with the other fist.

Writer Note: despite the impression given by movies, chiburui won’t get a sword-blade completely clean. That would involve a thorough wipe-down as well; IIRC samurai carried sheets of special paper for that purpose.

cargopantsman:

callmebliss:

earnest-peer:

coralei:

coralei:

dadsmell:

himejoshikomaeda:

being a dom is only cool if people like you. otherwise it’s super embarrassing. if you’re a sub you can be like “ahhh i wanna get fucked superrr hard >w<” and it’s kind of endearing. if you’re a dom and you say “i want to FUCK someone.. who will be mommys little KITTY today ..” and no one actually wants to have sex with you, you may as well kill yourself. because there’s no coming back from that

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callback to the time I wrote literal pages of lore and worldbuilding, including a universe with a creation story, afterlife metaphysics, and a timeline featuring the rapture, a divine astral plane turf war, and the introduction of gods and magic to the modern mortal world

for a kink scene where I roleplayed as a sexy demon lady

I workshopped my character’s name, voice and personality and wrote an entire universe to hold her. for a scene that lasted about an hour. if that’s not DMing but for sex I don’t know what is

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your honor ive been murdered

Good news: At that level of prep I don’t think it’s improv anymore.

Bad news: turned on by amateur theater

Good news: there are so many of us amateur theater nerds in the world

and now we’re back to being pursued by a bear

accessibletweets:

soracities:

soracities:

soracities:

losing my mind what do you MEAN mr. brightside is 20 years old

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN 2003?????

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coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just WRONG thanks !!!

[ID 1: a google search result linking to Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Brightside. Mr. Brightside: The song was first released on September 29, 2003.

ID 2: a google search result: Bring Me to Life: “Bring Me to Life” is the debut single by American rock band Evanescence from their debut studio album, Fallen. Wind-up released it as the album’s lead single on April 7, 2003. Wikipedia. end IDs.]

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